orangewave:

when you go over your legs shaving like 5 times in the shower but when you get out and dry off it’s like
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judymartn:

American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary

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10knotes:

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jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

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roachpatrol:

shego:

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.

i refused.

a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.

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priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

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illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

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vampire-weekling:

My therapist just doesn’t understand how motivating this quote is to me.

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unclefather:

What does this mean

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time-locked-in-221b:

of-shoes-of-ships-of-sealing-wax:

mapsontheweb:

Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’

We need to have a chat with the U.S I think

*sad eagle noise*

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lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

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10knotes:

cannot see the haters

or speak japanese

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