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wombattea:

sizvideos:

How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.

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wherewentz:

2007 was so important

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I start crying before I cut the onions, that way I’m in control

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hedgehogfanclub:

Thanks spanky

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bewbin:

i win 

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Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

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popofculturemeanderings:

The Lord never fails to amuse me with his astute observations of the Kardashians and himself.

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