beyoncebeytwice: i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
gelatins: hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
snapchatting: you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life
nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and I’m sorry
jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE why the fuck
my parents said to go to bed early it is early in the morning
when u accidentally hurt ur friends.... →
lulz-time: fefeferi: when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt Worst feeling
pharrwell: 1 like = 1 swag 1 reblog = 1 million swags the choice is urs
esexist: i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
angelshavethephonebox: ghiralicious: livingenough: swimminginmavin: hurpthederp: iwillmindfuckyou: gameandwatch: kushdrinker: green is not a creative color what the fuck are you trying to say with that gif lets not bring it up lets never bring it up Don’t Hug me I’m Scared what part of never bring it up do you not understand STOP IT NO LET US NEVER TALK OF THIS...
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
shiny-ebooks: i want a relationship like this
leonmcgann: getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality
percypan: THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45
ibroketuesday: If someone kills Jaime Lannister, would that person then be known as the Kingslayerslayer?